Flippin' Idiot

I need to rant-about myself. This morning, I pulled out some ground sausage and thawed it so I could cook breakfast. Popped it into the pan to cook, cooked my eggs and fresh delicious biscuits and then sat down with a big glass of orange juice to enjoy everything. Sound's quaint, right? Wrong. It wasn't sausage. It was hamburger. I thought to myself several things that SHOULD have made me realize it was not sausage...

For instance:

1. Why is this sausage so bloody?
2. Why isn't this sausage crumbling like usual?
3. Why doesn't this sausage smell like sage?
4. Why did I buy 2 packages of sausage and only divide one? You see, there is a package of sausage sitting right behind the package of what I now know is hamburger.

It was clearly too early for me to be cooking. My dog really enjoyed his breakfast though. Let's hope that's the last kitchen mishap for the day.

Happy cooking, y'all!